A bong.
Dude, can you buy my new tube for me?
by Cokeman170 February 4, 2009
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Penetrative sex using the hole provided by a colostomy. The recipient may or may not actually be alive. Tubing may also be combined with a mung should a suitable candidate be available to provide a true rush for sicko-thrill seekers.
Nightshift in the morgue was generally boring until Liam discovered tubing.
by McTastic January 26, 2006
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the act of being on youtube.
"what's good? nothinn, just tubin it."

"hey this is boring, let's tube it."

"ey i put that video on the tube if you wanna watch it."
by Dood 7X March 2, 2008
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The act of shitting in another persons ass via a tube. Once thought to be preformed with nothing but a tube, recent studies have shown that a mechinal device; ie a motor, is a must to create a suction to aid in the process of said act.
"Man, Katie got so turned on when I tubed her, I straight shit in her ass."
by Natochan[LS] February 8, 2005
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player1: Ah, what the fuck man...
player2: What? You can't handle getting pwned?
player1: Cuz you're fucking tubing, n00b!
by Regator March 13, 2009
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beating someone with a sock that you have previously shitted in
A:Thats some good tubing boy!
by scottysullivan October 3, 2006
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London's Underground Metro System

Consisting of 12 lines and a light railway system:

Bakerloo
Central
Circle
District
East London
Hammersmith & City
Jubilee
Metropolitan
Northern
Piccadilly
Victoria
Waterloo & City
And The Docklands Light railway

Although a unique and complicated system it is the oldest underground rail network system in the world... and it shows. Crowded trains, long delays and soaring temperatures are just some of the things daily commuters have to put up with... on a good day. My advice is to travel on a weekend and take plenty of water.

It's a fun place to doss around but not that fun if you have to use it everyday, day in day out. Skating in the underground is the best though.

Useless facts:
- Angel Station has the longest underground escalator in the whole of the underground, taking 80 seconds and raising 90 vertical feet.
-Less than 50% of the tube is actually underground
-Central London's stations are extremely crowded, the closests being just 0.16miles, making it quicker to walk.
Mind the gap

Please Refrain from Skateboards anywhere on the London Underground

This train terminates at... Edgware
by Shaun001 May 15, 2005
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