tsmoc

tsmoc= The Smartest Man On College. Everyone else wants to be like him. One of the hottest guys ever to grace the earth. Slips in womens saliva everywhere he goes.

-Man i wish i was like Tsmoc
-Tsmoc is a champion

by Nathansmcoster June 12, 2006

titmouse

a man who looks like a mouse and has tits

steve you are totaly a giant titmouse

by lukeboi December 23, 2006

titmowgli

someone who is extremely difficult to get rid of.

The naked ancient Amazonian tribe woman with enormous breasts and nipples the size of doorknobs was fed up with her titmowgli infants, who remained attached to her tits despite her efforts to shake them off by running vigorously in the forest.

by pervert_pop November 10, 2013

titmonger

someone that sells tits

Jim decided he was going to be a titmonger when he grew up.

by steeb February 11, 2003

Awkward Titmouse

The male or female partner of a large breasted (usually) woman who has above average incapabilities of dealing with social situations.

A
"Why did you leave so early?"
B
"Chris was such an Awkward Titmouse. He kept touching and not talking."
A
"Your parents must be really pissed off now"
B
"Yeah, this is the second family party when he's done this"

by Bettina Elizabeth February 23, 2009

titmouse

A bird referenced as something with a short term memory.

"She has the memory of a titmouse." "Sorry, I totally blanked; I have the memory of a titmouse today."

by M.L. Faire June 22, 2015

titmonster

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

by Jah know. January 26, 2010