Donald Trumpkin

When a male receives head on a toilet and then busts in the female's hair. Then parts it.

Hey give me a Donald Trumpkin before I tell your sister about that time you stole her hair clip.

or

Hey you need a new hairstyle, How about I give you a Donald Trumpkin?

by MikeJones1212 June 25, 2009

Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020

Trumpkin

Noun. trumpkin (plural trumpkins) (vulgar, slang) The act of performing fellatio while the recipient is defecating in a toilet.

Mike Pence? He's a Trumpkin!

by AndyKVA November 1, 2017

Trumpkin

One who has suspended their better judgement (including their better angels) and surrendered them self to a morally and ethically bankrupt narcissist.

The Republican Party has been taken over by trumpkins.

by Pete Edgeecliff April 10, 2020

Trumpkin

A trumpkin is the word used to describes a man specifically sucks another mans penis while both of them are wearing M.A.G.A shirts and the person who is getting there penis sucked is talking like trump while defecating.

Jarmahl: hey cris didnt you get a trumpkin yesterday.

Cris: yeah Jarmahl Yousif gives the best trumpkins.

Jarmahl: I bet he does man.

by BDDMahl April 2, 2024

trumpkin

Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.

I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.

by Sawbux July 14, 2022

Trumpkin

The blumpkin but with the unfortunate addition of a wad full of Halloween hair.

My girl was giving me the best trumpkin... That all ended when she coughed up a fur ball of my mane.

by Saucyclam November 17, 2016