Troglodite

A Troglodite is a large creature composed entirely of jam. They once tried to take over the universe and absorbed many innocent people, turning them into Troglodites. A troglodite fears nothing other than a hot cup of tea.

The Troglodite moved toward Sebastian, and shut his quivering lips with a bullet of jam.

by Ryan Fawcett July 19, 2006

Chocolate Troglodyte

Troglodyte - A goblin-type creature which dwells in caves. This is the edible version.

Usage of phrase : "Fuck you you Chocolate Troglodyte!"

by Apocalypse King October 1, 2003

troglidite

Like hardcore guys, only these are guys that go to concerts wearing large army boots, and start fights in the mosh pits and claiming that they have 3 or more testicals because they are so masculine. It is very important that if you encounter one of these kind, that you refrain from big words because they will think you are insulting their masculinity, and attack you

man walks home from concert with boot print on his back because the man was pushed into a troglidites girlfriend.

by mark421 December 30, 2006

Troglodyte

Someone who has no lip and looks like a scarred hairy potato, and is usually British.

Brit: I've heard that people say we are all Troglodytes

Me: Yea we say it because it's true

by MistressChing December 17, 2022

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 2, 2010

Troglodyte

A word mainly used by “nice guys”- it means a small minded person, like a cave man/woman- who think females owe them for being “nice” and when unfortunately, or fortunately for every single person in the world, rejected uses it as a comeback for their pathetic excuse of a brain that does not comprehend why and blames it on the notorious “chads” of the world instead of their feeble and sad mind.

Boy : Send nudes baby
Girl : Haha no I’m okay
Boy : You f***ing pathetic excuse of a human being, eat sh*t and die with your abusive boyfriend, troglodyte.

by PinkPrincessUwU September 24, 2018

troglodyte bitch

hot sexy girls that know what they want & what their morals are, sometimes referred to as old fashion. but in no way are they unwanted. Often used to describe girls that are to good to get whit just anybody & wait for the upper class* or who they think is more desirable in their social circles. Also not willing to do just anything, a troglodyte bitch would rather spend their friday night at home then at a "lame" party.

Megan & Kelsey are two fine troglodyte bitches, they better be coming tonight, or their is no point in showing up!

by butterfly ;)) March 22, 2009