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Back Alley Brain Transplant

The act of being dragged into a back alley and having your face punched in..... and your brains punched out, figuratively speaking.
Tom: Hey, have you heard all of those kids obsessing about Twilight?

Steve: Yeah, I want to give each and every one of those kids a back alley brain transplant
by I'm_Not_Violent April 4, 2009
mugGet the Back Alley Brain Transplantmug.
1. When ones belly button lint is removed from their navel cavity and placed into anothers. 2. May be transfer of belly button lint from person who produces excess fluff to someone with inadequate production. 3. A cruel procedure that is often done to an unwilling recipient by restraining their body.
John, "Wow, I have a whole lot of fluff accumulated in there" Bryce, "Harvest that shit for someone in need of a belly button lint transplant!"
by layinlow February 28, 2011
mugGet the Belly Button Lint Transplantmug.

blumkin cornea transplant con feces

while taking a dump and getting fellatio, you ejaculate in your partners eyes then dunk their head into the toilet to get a closer inspection of your defecant and replace their cornea with fecal matter.
plain old blumkins bored her so i jacked off in her eyes and plunged her face in the crapper to give her a blumkin cornea transplant con feces.
by bctcf666 December 28, 2007
mugGet the blumkin cornea transplant con fecesmug.

arse-face transplant recipient

A person with a particularly visually unappealing face, such that the accuser has likened it to an arse.

A person that you would assume has had a transplant operation, based on the fact that their face looks like an arse.
Ya arse-face transplant recipient.
by pattopancakes January 18, 2009
mugGet the arse-face transplant recipientmug.

Transplant

When one removes the tobacco and cuts off the filter from a cigarette, and replaces these components with a roach and some sweet Devil's Lettuce (aka: Marijuana). A useful alternative when there are no papers available to roll a joint.
Treb: "Man, I wish we could have a joint, but we're all out of papers!"
Geebz: "Don't worry mate, if you chuck us a ciggie I'll make us a transplant."
by GutenBrahzen April 19, 2017
mugGet the Transplantmug.

transplanting

transplanting is the act of transporting something to somewhere else or getting a new something
transplanting is something anyone can do
by nilou water November 12, 2022
mugGet the transplantingmug.

mind transplant

mind transplants are necessary when two minds are so similar and powerful that the world needs to experience the two minds changing places to find more powerful mind ideas and energies.
ugh we're in sync! we need a mind transplant ASAP
by bhadimbhad October 28, 2018
mugGet the mind transplantmug.

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