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trainwreck ex-wife

Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!
Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.
trainwreck ex-wife by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022

trainwreck of busted assholes 

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.
Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.

emotional trainwreck 

A person who is highstrung; who comes into a new relationship with a lot of unresolved issues; who has a lot of emotional baggage; who needs a lot of support and attention from their partner
"I'm looking to date someone a little more stable, since my last partner was an emotional trainwreck."
emotional trainwreck by anikgirl January 21, 2009

atomic trainwreck 

a cocktail made from equal parts jack daniels and an energy drink called "joltin' joe espresso" it gets you so shitfaced you won't even be able to balance on your own ass however after a couple hours it will result in an excruciating hangover. It kind of tastes like chocolate. not recommended.
barkeep: hey try this new drink. I call it an atomic trainwreck.
ted: well, let's try it
ted: holy shit I can't stand up mang.
a couple hours later
ted: oooowwww oooowwwwwww what was I thinking
barkeep: brace yourself, you got another 18 hours of that
atomic trainwreck by masteroffire January 16, 2013

Purple Trainwreck 

Damn, that was some dank ass mutha fuckin purple trainwreck

Steampunk Trainwreck 

Generally, one who seeks to emote or personify a member of the Steampunk Subculture. Although most real steampunks don't claim it as a lifestyle and more of a hobby or interest, a 'Trainwreck" as it were is simply a poser who will copy or rip off one of the more original members of this genre.

A trainwreck will most likely be an outsider, nerd, outcast, undesirable who for lack of any other originality will slowly research the hell out of steampunk and try to create a personality founded in Steampunk. Generally, an Airship captain, pirate, scientist, explorer or otherwise. Steampunk is NOT cosplay, and therefore more of an interest in the literary subculture than a way of living your life out through fantasy.

Although Steampunk is founded in Victorian clothing, a trainwreck will take aesthetics too far; claiming it as a lifestyle will most likely be an easy way to spot a poser. In many cases, said Trainwreck will try to create social groups with friends who would generally not be seen in public with them. Posers will secretly harbor jealousy, and envy of the more original members of this social group, often over compensating by becoming uber Steampunk, thus outing themselves as a nerd wanna be of the group.
OMFG, He thinks he's an Airship captain?! Jesus he's even instructing others in the finer points of being a Steampunk! Jesus, doesn't he know he's a Steampunk Trainwreck?