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totally fuckable 

A person of the opposite or same sex that makes you want to jump their bones. When the desire to shag the person overshadows all other obligations.
I didn't know he was so pretty, he's totally fuckable.
totally fuckable by f*r November 10, 2013

totally not gay 

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.
Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!
totally not gay by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011

totally sweet 

adjective often used in reference to ninjas
Ninjas are awesome, and by awesome I mean totally sweet.
totally sweet by terd ferguson August 21, 2003

totally spies 

1.) Show made for young girls to watch

2.) Show made for teenage boys to sexually fantasize about
1.) Little girl: Yay! Totally spies is on!

2.) "Uhuhuhuh. Hey Beavis?"
"What?"
"Did you see that hot blond chick in totally spies or flies or whatever? She's SOOOO hot!"
"Booooiiiiiing! I wanna score with her!!"
"Uhuhuhuh. You said score!"
*Both laugh and eat nachos

totally boss 

somthing that is beyond regular awsome
guy1-"man i'm so glad i went to that concert last night"
guy2-"yea it was totally boss"
totally boss by .Ninja// May 6, 2006

totally not gay 

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.