Totting

Texting on the toilet. You know you do it...we all do!

I was Totting this morning, and my daughter asked, "Why are you taking so long?" Me, "I'm totting!"

by pinky3710 April 8, 2013

TOT

TOT has two definitions but it's exactly used for the same thing.

1. TOT is an Emoticon of a guy Cryin' (The Ts are Tearful Eyes and the O is the Mouth)

2. TOT are the initials of "tons of tears"

That new Angra cd is Awesome TOT!!!!

I'm A Nordic Viking From The Nordic Realms Of Northenia tot

by Norther February 26, 2005

Tot

Adj. german word for "dead".

That guy is dead.
Der Typ ist tot.

by Teckon October 18, 2007

Tots

A word that is short for totally. Some misunderstood people think that it is spelled totes. I am sorry to say that they are completely wrong. So wrong it is not funny. Tots is such a cool word.

OMG! Did you see that atyptical junk she was wearing to the tots cool soiree?

OMG! That was tots crazy.

by DJ Yia Yia June 14, 2011

Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.

"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."

by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009

Tot

Short for "totally" (pronounced like 'tote') used mostly among dorks like myself.
Only used appropriately as a one-word statement.

Correct:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Tot."

Incorrect:
Guy 1: "Haha, wow, this picture is wicked sweet."
Guy 2: "Yeah, it tot is."

by Mell Bell July 7, 2008

Tot

A unit of measurement. However, it cannot be measured because it is so heavy

That girl must weigh a tot!

by ToTToT January 12, 2010