tortoise nervosa

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

by Gucci13 August 13, 2009

tourtoisepenis

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.

Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.

by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007

Tortise Von Snail

(n) A person or object which moves slowly.

I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway.

by Ron Palmer March 25, 2005

ukranian purple tortoise

a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge

Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purple tortoise" any day, but i can't because her boobs are the same size.

by spoon on my nips March 9, 2009

tortoise tickler

When being anally fingered so deep that the finger reaches fecal matter.

We were in a gay tussle when he used the tortoise tickler, and then he had to stop to wash his hands.

by Myspeakingpseudonym July 4, 2015

Tortoise man

Yes

Tortoise man is yes

by Apacheattackhelicopter69420 December 26, 2019

oily tortoise

The fully erect and lubed up genitalia of a male over the age of 60.

Gavin: "Margret you ready, I've already got an Oily Tortoise"

by TwittyTwot February 10, 2017