hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

torso fritters

Torso fritters is a synonym for breasts.

Look at the torso fritters on that chick!

by King Tit January 29, 2009

Torsten

If you’re friends with a guy named Torsten, make sure you never let him go. He will not only be there for you when you need him the most, but he will support you at your lowest and celebrate you at your peak. Guys named Torsten are usually smart, calculated, friendly, good listeners and very funny. They also definitely have their lives together and a clear goal for their future, they will most likely end up very successful through their hard work and determination.

Person 1: Man I had a really tough day.
Person 2: Dude you should go talk to Torsten.
Person 1: you’re right *their life gets better immediately*

by Memedealertm January 5, 2022

Webdriver Torso

a YouTube automated account, created by Google on March 7, 2013, that frequently posted videos showing simple slides accompanied by beeps, in order to test the website's performance.

Webdriver Torso is a performance testing channel, not the government trying to brainwash us

by DesiredApple1 September 13, 2019

Torsofuck

Torsofuck is a finnish Goregrind band. Their minds are fucking twisted! Check out some of their lyrics! They make lyrics, but don't actually sing 'em :P..

"Few days ago I bought a cat
It is so cute, I want to fuck it hard
Walking on four legs, shaking that little ass
Dirty fucking slut who deserves to suffer
I place my cock in the center of tis asshole"

"What a perfect sight to see
Decomposed dead bitch
I spread her buttocks wide and I love what I see
Anus covered with worms
I masturbate as I fingerfuck
Slimy rectum, full of rot and shit
Maggots crawling, insects feasting
I squirt my load allover her ass"

Like I said, TWISTED MINDS!

Torsofuck is fucking Twisted!

by Yllevante December 9, 2008

Torben

The one guy, who does the wierd shit.

Person 1: Bruh, why is the principal here?
Person 2: Idk m8. I guess Torben took a shit in the bus.

by 7r13dr1ch October 2, 2020

torbacula

A hideously repulsive female homo sapien that sexually seduces and prays upon the unwitting male populance.

Dude! That chick is soooooo Torbacula, what were you thinking?

by root_raven and friends (billy idol) September 13, 2003