Topher

A euphemism for 'wank' that arose out of the Victorian Lockdowns.

It is derived from a failed actor turned politician turned independent media personality turned centrelink queue member, who was known for bouts of self-gratifying onanism which he called "movies" and "digital content".

As a noun:
Person 1: Check out this dude
Person 2: Hes a complete Topher!

As a verb
Person 1: You busy?
Person 2: Fuck off, im tophering to sasha grey.

by Nuremburgers 2.0 March 2, 2023

Topher Bus

The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High

Topher: yo I’m Topher bus

by Tophabe Stan 🤰🏻 November 4, 2023

Topher's Gyatt Syndrome

when anyone or anything has a long, round, chunky fat ass while wearing baggy clothing.

Edd: *Walking by*
Stalin: *Blushing* He has some severe topher's gyatt syndrome
bob: yep right?

by elephant666 December 31, 2023

Topher

Goofy ass bitch that has a big microphone

L:7.25 in x G:6.5in

Topher's mic is not to be trifled with!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Topher

Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.

"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!

by Dahp January 8, 2024

Topher

Yall already know who he is

My name is topher

by The Garmenter April 5, 2023

Topher

Hottest, sexiest man to ever be brought out of its mothers girl penis and to be given the blessing of being named such a hot and elegant name. When girls see men named Topher that go “Awooga” and pass out. Topher is always a hot man who has a really big Italian sausage and who is irresistible and cute, sexy, hot, passionate, pretty, gorgeous, and attractive.

“Wow Topher is so hot he gives me boney Awooga 😍😩😘🤤

by SmellySpit March 20, 2021