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toobing

The act of masturbating while on an important video conference. Commonly shortened to toobin'.
Maynard was recently caught toobing while his colleagues discussed the zoo's new hippopotamus enclosure.
by Rusty_Nickels March 25, 2022
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toob

Toob can be a unisex name. Toobs are very creative and like to have a lot of fun. They are on another level of humor. Never even try to fight a Toob. They usually have a close friend group who will fight for them. Toobs are super charming and gorgeous people. They like to help other people and will bright your mood immediately.
That's my friend Toob. They also go by Toobie.
by toobiiiiieeeeeee July 31, 2020
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Toob

A completely incompetent and poorly informed and confused motorcyclist. A Toob often things they are a a professional "fast boy" but are nothing more than beginner squid.
Dude, that Toob over there is making such a fool out of himself.

That rider is such a TOOB!
by Squidster650 January 22, 2021
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Toobs

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"Toobs"
by HateKunRadiated May 14, 2021
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Toobing

Masturbating in a Zoom call without knowing everyone is watching you
Jeffrey was toobing on the New Yorker call
by MartoTTown October 20, 2020
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TOOB

TOOB is an image discovered by the travellers of Hogtopia Ktaei and AwesomeZ_360. They were on their way to witness drama and war, 10 000 blocks afar from headquarters.

some say that was the only thing they have obtained during their adventure.

The image was assembled in the hog temple. it took ages to put together.

As stated by the glorious Hog, when referring to TOOB it must be loud and in all caps.
Person 1: What is in the Hog Temple ?
Person 2: It is TOOB
by AwesomeZ_360 March 26, 2021
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Toobing

To be part of a 32 member media conference on zoom and masturbate while forgetting you are still streaming.
Dude, I was in a job interview, it was boring so I opened my special incognito window. I didn't realise, but I was toobing on full screen the whole time and I won't describe which video I was watching.
by TheOtherScientist June 10, 2023
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