toobin'

jerkin off on a zoom call when you think your camera is off

Jeffrey Toobin, an American lawyer, blogger, author and legal analyst for CNN and The New Yorker, got caught toobin'.

by waltereichmann October 19, 2020

Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call

Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a Zoom meeting.

Fuck! Did you hear Jeffery got caught Toobin on the Zoom call? Had his dick out and thought no one could see him.

by Danglicious October 20, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Toobin'

Toobin' is the act of inadvertently exposing one's genitals and mastubating during a Zoom session when one mistakenly believes that the screen is muted and not visible to other participants.

The act of being seen by colleagues on a Zoom session engaging in an act of self-pleasure. He claimed that he began Toobin', but was unaware that he was still connected to the online video conference.

by wbvr3 October 20, 2020