Shit-ton-fuck

Shit-ton-fuck means more than a shit-ton, a shit-ton-fuck.

“ oh look that guy shaved his beard “
“ woah he looks a shit-ton-fuck younger “

by Prestigiousattorney September 16, 2018

Flag

Get the Shit-ton-fuck mug.

Slut Ton

Similar to a shit ton and a fuck ton, slut ton refers to a slut with a massive load of issues or other quantifiable elements to add to her sluttery.

My ex-wife had a slut ton of cheating habits.

by TuxPenguino October 26, 2019

Flag

Get the Slut Ton mug.

cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward

Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"

by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020

Flag

Get the cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec mug.

shit ton

2000 assloads.

I ate shit ton of asparagus last night and now my piss smells.

by Carmack C February 19, 2009

Flag

Get the shit ton mug.

1) Weight/Mass: Equal to one metric ass load.
2) Numbers: Equal to a quantity greater than 17.
3) General: More than you have or should ever want to have without substantial health considerations, and possible proactive medical preparation.

Usage Notes: A shit ton is commonly considered to be, at a minimum, two shit loads. In imperical systems, used as "shit tonne."

Get me a shit ton of notebooks from the stockroom, Johnson; we're gonna have ourselves a write-up!

by Ixit February 28, 2009