shit-ton

Widely adaptable large unit of measure. Generally speaking, take an amount of something that an average person may have and add a shitload more to it. This results in a shit-ton.

Kilby has a shit-ton of old NES games.

by WallyFro March 10, 2003

ton eighty

In darts, a score of one hundred eighty. It is the highest possible score with three darts. Three tripple twenties.

Dude, I cant believe you got a ton eighty with those crappy plastic darts!

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 9, 2005

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 7, 2014

Bitch Ton

A whole helluva lot.

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.

by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005