tommyburst

To fart, then accidentally shit one's pants in the process.

"I had to throw away my underwear after i had a tommyburst in gym class."

by gavin bodell March 27, 2003

tommy tank

a polite and cockney rhyming slang for wank

Im goin for a tommy tank

by Deano Thommo August 16, 2005

Tommy Texter

A person who texts in a movie theatre, illuminating everyone and everything behind them. This person is either ignorant, selfish, or both. The concept was originated by Cineplex Entertainment as a pre-show ad, encouraging filmgoers to turn off their phones.

"Don't be a Tommy Texter. Let everyone enjoy the show."

by lalaconz May 31, 2014

Tommy Brown

Having sex with someone in another person's tent and wiping it on their sleeping bag.

I did a Tommy Brown at camp last week.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

tommy tug

tommy tug is a wank

2 seconds love your boring me im off for a tommy tug = lol

by drunkeyjoe September 6, 2007

Little Tommy Squeaker

A name given to those high pitched farts that often come as a result of trying to hold one in while in a public place.

John: "Did someone just stand on a creaky floorboard?"
David: "No, that guy over there with the red face just let off a Little Tommy Squeaker"

by Doctor N November 16, 2009

commie tommy

This is the WWI I era Soviet Union submachine gun, the PPSH-41.

The advancing Soviet troops used their 7.62 Commie Tommy guns to mop up German infantry rear guard.

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016