Jesus family tomb

Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.

Have you read the Jesus family tomb?

by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede March 5, 2014

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

Tomb Raider

Someone who’s into fucking old ladies. They like to raid their “tomb”.

Guy 1: yo why you always sleeping with old ladies?
Guy 2: cause I’m a tomb raider

by wheelie boi December 17, 2019

Tombe

A word originating from Chinese meaning cigarettes. This word was co-opted as code for Juul or any nicotine product.

yo, can I see the Tombe

by stone vibe December 19, 2019

Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.

Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.

by Yabae08 September 6, 2019

Tomb Raider (2013)

Tomb Raider is an action-adventure video game developed by Crystal Dynamics and published by Square Enix. Tomb Raider is the tenth title in the Tomb Raider franchise, and operates as a reboot that emphasises the reconstructed origins of Lara Croft. Tomb Raider was released on 5 March 2013 for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, and on 23 January 2014 for OS X, and on 27 April 2016 for Linux.

Awesome.

If you love Grey's Anatomy, I'm pretty sure you'll probably love Tomb Raider (2013) because of Camilla Luddington.

by Twight0931 February 12, 2017