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Tom Brady

The G.O.A.T of the NFL (National Football League). He has been to 10 Super Bowls, and has won 7 of those. He holds the record for most passing yards, (that being 91,653 total with regular and playoff games). And many other records that I am way to lazy to write here.
Yo You see tom brady throw that legendary pass sunday night?
by Stonkle September 21, 2021
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The quarterback for The New England Patriots. Everyone hates him, he spanks every other team, he is easily the GOAT, he has 4 rings, and he's balls deep in a supermodel
by Lord_Lebanon June 18, 2016
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I decided to Tom Brady on my wife because I don't love her anymore.
by Bizzle3131 May 13, 2015
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The Best Quarterback in the league. Sorry men just hate him because he is better than Manning.. Tom won all three Superbowls without Moss, Welker, Stallworth, Maroney. People just talk out of there asses sometime
Manning have Harrison and Wayne but, Brady cant have Moss and Welker doesn't make sense how people think like that.Brady is a
bit overrated but he deseverd it.
Manning:49 touchdowns hell yea
Tom Brady:I'll bet I can break it
Manning:Deal.................
Manning:(whisper)He got no Chance
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A de-bearded Jesus Christ. He has won three super bowls as of the 2010-11 season, and plans on winning more. He can throw the football to the international space station and back, and throw it hard enough to obliterate Krypton. He was the cause of every war ever, because nobody is as cool as Tom Brady, and everyone is jealous of the US for having him.
Tom Brady killed it, and by it I mean everything ever.
by IAMMETATRON January 16, 2011
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A term that means an ugly chick, who knows how to deflate a mans balls. aka Debonerizing.
"That girl is a real Tom Brady!"
"Ya, she sure knows how to deflate my balls!"
by Hollywood12 December 10, 2015
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To defecate into a kitten's mouth, especially if the feces is mostly liquid.
Man don't bring your stupid kitten yo my birthday or I will Tom Brady that thing no doubt.
by Truth monger yes yes April 19, 2018
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