Toffee Hammer

A multipurpose tool originally used for "breaking apart toffee." It's other uses include cracking skulls, repelling trolls, sexual pleasure, and as a makeshift demolition tool for the great pyramids or the Stonehenge. Rumor has it, the Toffee hammers will store the souls of those killed by their awesome power.

"Man I can't get this door unlocked."

"Stand back, I'll knock it down with my toffee hammer!"

by Jtizzle96 January 14, 2018

Toffee dick

A male with large dick ,who “drops large loads of sweet cum after sex.”

The new guy I was dating , gave me toffee dick . I had to take a shower after sex ,because I had cum in my hair.

by GearCruncher February 3, 2018

Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~

"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"

by Stressed Student November 16, 2011

Tafath (Toffee)

A blend of rich creamy toffee, beautifully formed by artistic hands with utter perfection and fulfilled with adorableness.

Mmmm. Thats so adorable, that Tafath (toffee)!

by billboboyguf August 28, 2020

rectal toffee

The brown stuff that comes out of your cake hole.

Bob: Hey, i really need a crap!
Joe: Well hurry up dude we dont want rectal toffee everywhere!

by Robbie Harrigan October 20, 2007

toffee yogurt

The sticky substance that leaves a mans anus after his gay partner has ejaculated in his bottom!

'he farted and sprayed my face with toffee yogurt'

by Captain Flaps October 10, 2006

dog toffee

those 6" long jobbies that dogs produce (consistently) which humans are unable to do.

'Oi, bazza watch out for that dog toffee'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004