Tod Mag

A term used in Scotland for a gentleman's magazine of the genre published in the past by the likes of Paul Raymond or the current owners of West Ham FC, David Sullivan and David Gold (example publications: Escort, Razzle, Club International, Men Only, Whitehouse, Parade). The type of journal referred to by the Beastie Boys when they said "Now your mom threw away your best porno mag".

Typically and equally distributed in the 1970s and 1980s through John Menzies newsagents and apparent random but liberal dispersal under park hedgerows or under fathers' beds, where they would be found by small boys as some kind of heirloom.
Overheard on a Scottish school bus circa 1985: "Hey, geez a swatch at that tod mag! Is that Club or Mayfair?"
by Mr Santos March 22, 2017
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sweeney todded

1. an early example of a serial killer.
2. to slit the throat of an unsuspecting victim by a straight razor.
3. to hide the crimes by butchering the corpses of victims, baking their flesh into meat pies, and selling them to unknowing customers.
When I found out he de-hymened my sister, I straight sweeney todded him.
by azi bari February 27, 2008
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on my tod

on my head, because tod means head
oi on my tod mate!
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on your tod

tim you have been on your tod all day do some work

get of ur tod
by E3LON August 30, 2008
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Komm Susser Tod

Germen.

Roughly Translated "Come, Sweet death."

Song played in the End of Evangelion Movie.
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A five book series about a half human, half vampire boy named Vladimir Tod and a prophecy surrounding him. Although some parts of the book are very serious, the author still manages to make the books extremely funny and light-hearted. A vampire series that isn't a cliche, sappy love story. *cough* like Twilight. An easy, yet awesome read, if you enjoy the supernatural. Written by Heather Brewer.
The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod- one of the best vampire books I've ever read.
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Komm süßer tod

"It all returns to nothing, it just keeps tumbling down, tumbling, tumbling down" literally just come sweet death in German, it is the name of one of the songs used in the end of evangelion movie
Komm süßer tod
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