Send toes

When you want toe pics from a girl that you may like or is very attractive

Hey girl, you mind if you let me get them digits and send toes.

Send toes by Send toes April 12, 2019

Don't step on my toes 

What someone would say at someone treading on someone else's claimed areas, cutting someone off, inhibiting someone's progress, messing up someone else's effort, giving the short end of the stick, flirting with a friends romantic interest, etc

Waitress: hey don't step on my toes, I'm trying to get a promotion. I need to bring my A game today so just stay out of my way. Okay? :)
Waiter 2: No problem, do your thing :)

Don't step on my toes by AreSeeCola April 23, 2015

sotally tober 

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

sotally tober by Nick D July 12, 2004

Sucking toes 

The act of a man SUCKING a woman's toes in a sexual manner

Bro I sucking toes!!!!

Sucking toes by Ubro July 20, 2019

Spock Toes 

A Bridgewater, MA resident's strange case of split-toes, wishing all that pass to "live long and prosper."

"I suddenly feel so much better about life after giving a pedicure to that woman with Spock Toes!"

Spock Toes by Kbombious July 29, 2009

Shrimp cocktail toes 

Shrimp cocktail toes is an unfortunate fashion faux-pas when the offender is wearing sandals/heels too small for them, causing their toes to grip the outer rim of their footwear resembling a shrimp cocktail hors d'oeuvre.

"Dude, check out her shrimp cocktail toes!"

Shrimp cocktail toes by Supposedly Sophie May 23, 2009

Hell yeah I suck toes! 

Affimative response to a question. Or an interjection to an appropriate situation.

"Do you wanna make a beer run?"
"Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Or

"Man I am going to get so shitty tonight. Hell yeah I suck toes!"

Hell yeah I suck toes! by HatesHatesHates March 4, 2010