Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush April 04, 2016

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To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

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toast

A euphemism for sexual bedroom activities including copulation and ocasional fisting.

Awkward Boy: Do you want to come back to my room for toast?

Emotionally turmoiled girl: Nah mate- got a 9am.

by catzwong December 13, 2010

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You can't cook it correctly it always looks like your brush after cleaning your car.

carl wheezer: Dude your cooking is absolute TOAST!
jimmy big brain: thanks!
carl wheezer: it's supposed to be an insult.
jimmy big brain: awww :(

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Toast cannot be explained by any rational means.

by pigoons July 06, 2010

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A warm and crispy wheat substance, that is derived from bread and a toaster, often served with butter or jelly.

"Peter Frampton, do you like toast too? As do I, warm and crispy" ~Mitch Hedberg

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by TheToastHasAKnife April 24, 2020

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