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Toad

Noun used in reference to a woman's vagina when glimpsed from behind, giving the appearance of a toad poking its face out from between her legs.
She bent over and I got an eye-full of toad.
by X6s6 January 9, 2015
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Toad

A term of both endearment and scorn for a cyclist that rides faster than him or herself. May wear spandex, slather his or her ass with Chamois Butt'r, or cycle in plain clothes. Can often be heard discussing Strava QOMs or KOMs, eats Gu, probably shaves his legs. You'll find Toads riding every type of bike available at the fastest rates, and encouraging all to ride faster and harder. A toadie will tell you 'if it hurts, you just need to get used to it'.

The term is actually an auto-correct of Roadie, a road cyclist.
A toad would ride through the pain.

"Leave pace open" -A toad tries to change her spots.

Toadies only ride Slowhibition if they are late to a ride, drunk or are celebrating debauchery and birthdays.
by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013
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TOAD

Acronym for a (T)otally. (O)bnoxious.( A)ryan .(D)ouche-bag , Modern modern day skin head that is exactly as acronym states. Not to be Confused with old school skinhead, the term is extremely offensive especially to the young wanna be neo nazis because Toad is what the old school white prison gangs call african americans
Man look at solomon, hes such a TOAD, I cant stand his hypocritical wanna be nazi ass , he hes a totally obnoxious aryan douchbag.
by dontplaywithjilliray November 23, 2019
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Toad.

Toad is a fun loving, compassionate and caring weapon of mass destruction.
Toad is everyone's best friend. Always ready to listen, share and love.
But treat with caution, Toads are also known to unleash chaos with little or no warning.
Toads can fuck shit up beyond recognition. You have heard the expression "as mad as a box of frogs"... well a box of Toads would lead to Armageddon. Don't put Toads in a box. Love and play with them.
Beware. Toad. is on the loose
Do not feed the Toad.
Ah Toad. you give the best hugs
by aztec_ranger June 23, 2020
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Toading

Code word for girls when they are on their period
Lauren: Omg Cayla, I'm toading right now and i have such bad cramps.

Cayla: Aww bbg it’s okay i’ll get you chocolate.
by Hottie Tamale July 15, 2019
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TOAD

Tits. Out. All. Day.
Hey Tonya’s brother hangs out with that old TOAD lady, she needs to put that shit away.

-Erica K
by EricaK April 20, 2022
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Toad

Something you call anyone that has contracted Genitial warts , so your friends know not to have sex with them
*hot girl walks up*
guy 1: Hey whats up ... by the way this is my friend toad.
guy 2: you son of a bitch
guy 1: HAHAHAHA
hot girl: huh whats toad?
by wesley =) November 13, 2006
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