shit ton

a lot

I have a shit ton of beers in my fridge.

by King Festus August 21, 2003

Fuck Ton

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

by cojack June 09, 2005

a fuck ton

A measurement usually greater then a shit load or a shit ton. But not greater then a holly fuck ton.

You: That is a fuck ton of lettuce

Friend: Yes it is a fuck ton of lettuce

by Some guy. November 07, 2014

Bitch Ton

A whole helluva lot.

I couldn't make it to work today because it snowed a bitch ton last night.

by onesmallinstrument January 12, 2009

crap ton

A crap ton is equal to 4 shit loads.

we had a crap ton of time to think of this example.

by Arnold S. September 13, 2005

crap ton

A measure of volume; equal to the amount of space that 2,000 lbs of crap displaces.

There is a crap ton of pizza in the kitchen.

by Imperial Measurements Inc. September 08, 2013

Shit-ton

Approximately 3.5x the necessary amount of something.

We're gonna have a shit-ton of fun!

by Hadley Sparrow January 16, 2011