Intestinal Noose

A hangman's noose made out of a humans intestinal tract
I'M GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES AND PUT YOU IN YOUR OWN INTESTINAL NOOSE
by YamBoii March 12, 2019
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Noose Month

During the month of January, you are allowed to hang anybody and anything that is considered to be shit.
Kid 1: "Where is Kyle?"

Kid 2: "It's Noose Month, he was a piece of shit so I hanged him."
by Hamza Bin Laden December 07, 2019
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Noose Decoration

A struggling African American person or an African American corpse.
Robert put noose decorations up on the trees to make the KKK rally more festive.
by Ass_Piss May 19, 2010
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Moose Noose

Daddy bent me over, put on a moose noose, and split my quivering sphincter.

The moose noose makes my cock engorged and rigid.

My homemade moose noose was too tight and my knob turned purple.
by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020
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shopping for a noose

(adj)

suicidal, having lost all hope. Usually used in the negative.
"Sorry to hear about your gf. and losing your job. Are you ok?
-don't worry it's not like I'm shopping for a noose."
by bigmiketastic88 June 23, 2010
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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.
Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!
by Richter ass June 27, 2011
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The Noose Song

What's the greatest kind of knot
That you can tie with ease?
It's useful and it's happy
And it suits your every need
Well i'm about to tell you
But first I have to note
That you never should never consider
Putting a rope around your throat

So, let's learn how to tie a noose
It's practical for every use!
All you need is a piece of rope
And to never give up hope

You make a loop and the snake goes down
But changes it's mind and turns around
And climbs back up to the top again
This is where the fun begins
You take the snake and spiral down
And at the bottom
What has he found?
The snake goes into the rabbit's hole
Then you give the top a pull
Never consider self abuse
This is how you tie a noose
Guy 1: I need to learn how to tie a noose for some halloween decor, but I just can't figure out how!
Guy 2: Just watch The Noose Song on youtube! It's informative, funny, and filled to the brim with satire!
by Alchemist657 July 03, 2020
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