1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats
3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the cowmug. by take the money and run April 3, 2005
Get the cowmug. Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
by ewan January 3, 2005
Get the Cowmug. 
a animal that you squeeze its tits for milk.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
a fat ass/somone who eats to much.
aparently o-zone layers are thinning because of its methane gas.
by Alex and. February 11, 2008
Get the cowmug. Sarah: OMG, I have some beef... I just hooked up with my exs best friend but he doesn't know yet
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow
Suzie: Sarah, that's not beef, that's cow
by Lawrenceeeeeeee October 26, 2016
Get the Cowmug. 