Feed Us Father THERRIEN

Father THERRIEN does not accept his role as the father of children on discord. He refuses to feed them despite the poor, malnourished children dying at his feet begging, ‘Feed us father Therrien’. Please spread the cause of THERRIEN mistreating his children and ask him to feed you too.

‘feed us father therrien we shall consume your offerings or consume you’
‘why do I always have to be the centre of things’

by CringeThing March 4, 2021

yorkshire terrier

Edit- A yorkshire terrier is a breed of small, obnoxious, ridiculously loud for its size dog that was bred in Yorkshire, England, for hunting rats. They bred these small irritating dogs because the King did not want the citizens to have dogs large enough to hunt the royal deer. So the yorkie was born, a little dog that is unrivaled in being sickeningly cute, to the point where you want to cave its little face in with a blunt instrument.

Yorkies have horrible tempers; they will frequently dig their needle-sharp teeth into people for no apparent reason, such as when they sit next to one of these dogs within six feet of them on a different couch. They pick fights with dogs six times their size, which is amusing, especially when a mastiff or something rips it to pieces. Yorkies become loyal to one master, and they hate everyone else and will bite complete strangers. I've seen it happen, and it happened to me once too.

If you have a yorkie in your house do not try to talk the owner into seeing how much of a little terror the dog is. Simply take it outside, tie it up, pull out a shotgun (I would reccommend a 16 gauge or bigger for maximum effect) and blow the little creature all over the pavement, then follow up by burning the remains just to be sure.

*Yorkie owner* "Oh, Mr. Phoenix, my dog is such a cutie. See, she just gave your foot a love bite! Oh, and another! Look at the little darling, she's playing 'tug of war' with your foot! I- oh my, Mr. Phoenix, I'm sorry, we don't allow guns in this home, I OH MY GOD, you put my dog down now, don't you hold it by its neck like that, where are you going with my dog-" **BLAM**
"OH MY GOD!!!!!"
"Oh pipe down, you crusty snatch faced mother fucker, the world's a better place now."

by Demon Phoenix 1337 December 25, 2004

American Pit Bull Terrier

A dog descended from bull and terrier crosses created as a dogfighting breed. A gamebred animal with drive and heart. Capable of becoming a loyal, loving family pet. Often fond of children. Easy to train by a firm handler. The choice breed for irresponsible owners.
This breed has been given a horrible name, mainly due to the media hype focusing on so-called 'dangerous' breeds. In reality, the APBT is one of the only breeds ever bred specifically to be extremely friendly to humans.
They do NOT have locking jaws. They do not make good guard dogs.

Petey, the dog in The Little Rascals, was an American Pit Bull Terrier.

The UKC was founded by an APBT owner, and the first breed registered with the UKC was APBT Bennett's Ring.

The APBT was a popular icon of American Pride during the 1990s, decorating war posters and representing the country's strength and dignity.

by Lycanthrope April 9, 2008

terried

to be brain dead due to over use of drugs or alcohol.

those skoafs got me terried.
Bitch, your about to get terried!

by terryshav July 6, 2010

Maltese Terrier

A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.

Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....

by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006

yorkshire terrier

You know those skinny small faggots which are constantly gobbing off, well there yorkshire terriers, much like the dog itself just yaps on and on and doesn't do fuck all.

Steve:'Look the little ginger yorkshire terrier' keith:'yeah I know, you just know his dad doesn't love him.'

by theonlyhumaninleicester December 5, 2012

yorkshire terrier

Yorkshire Terriers are little angels who brighten up your day. They are the love of your life and show you undying attention and love. They are sweet and lovable and make your life unbelievable. Those who put down these animals and any other animal is pathetic and lacks character and any sense of worthness. To put down something which cannot defend themselves is not only showing that the person who does it lacks any sense of common respect. People who do so have no life and can only find some enjoyment in putting down something he cannot have. People who own these dogs are from macho men to older women and one who possesses these dogs show great love for animals and those who have big loving hearts. So show respect!!

A Yorkshire Terrier is the ultimate love of ones life who possesses this animal

by YorkieLover September 25, 2006