T rex tits

A physical condition most commonly affecting females of short stature and large bust size. The combination of short arms and enormous breasts leads to the woman's inability to pick up objects without knocking them over with her breasts. So named for similarity to a T rex's inability to beat itself off due to short arms. Condition is exacerbated through alcohol consumption and is most noticeable when beer bottles are knocked over.

Did you see that bizzle at the bar last night spilling everything, she had T rex tits and kept falling over!

by Pinkel October 10, 2005

liquid tits

Very large, natural breasts that have a definite fluid motion when bouncing, especially during intercourse.

Once those liquid tits started undulating, I knew foreplay was over and the bomb-run was imminent.

by udm123 July 5, 2010

Tits out for Harambe

The act of a woman exposing her breasts as a sign of respect for our fallen hero, icon, and overall bad-ass nigga Harambe.

Jess: "I wish I had a dick to pull out for Harambe, I respect him so much".

Sarah: "Get ya tits out girl, it's what our Messiah Harambe would want"

Jess: "Tits out for Harambe!"

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Sucker Tits

Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety

O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.

by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009

tits or ass

the age old question.

person 1: "Hey buddy, tits or ass??"
person 2: "Damn, I don't know."

by nikchaing January 11, 2008

Titouan

usually have a huge dick and mostly speak french

"wow titouan u gotta' huge dick"

by MuhDah FuhKah April 30, 2018

Mediterranean leg tits

slang for testicles, because they can be tan and hairy

Oh christ I was just kicked in the mediterranean leg tits!

by FernandioMustachio April 21, 2010