titulated

the state of being so excited, that ones nipples become hard

Gary could tell that Stephanie was titulated, about going sled riding.

by angryPirate12 February 20, 2011

titpuncher

A girl who puches another girl in the boobs in a catfight.

Ow! Get the fuck off of me you screwed out titpuncher!

by Hoofartdid October 7, 2006

titfuckassboner

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011

Chris Titus

A very popular stand up comedian.

Also happens to be a very tall, sexy MOFO

Damn, I wish I could be as cool as Chris Titus

by chiefsfan2985 July 29, 2009

Swaying Titfuck

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

Titfuck

A sex act of outercourse in which a man places his penis between the breast cleveage of a women. The woman raps her breast cleveage arounds his penis and moves her breast up and down until the man cum in pleasure. Warning this sex act can produce a pearl necklace. This sex act is done inplace of intercourse. This sex act can be preformed in the following positions. 1. The woman lays on her back and the man climbs on the woman's chest and places his penis between her breast cleveage and the woman raps her breast cleveage around his penis. 2. The man lays on his back and the woman is on her knees and takes his penis into her breast cleveage and raps her breast cleveage around his penis. Warning cum can hit the woman in the eye in position No. 2

This sex act is also known by the following names Titfuck,Tittyfuck,Titwank,Tittywank,Udderfuck,Jugfuck,Juggfuck.

by terryjonesxp September 19, 2012

titsup

Military slang for "Total Inability To Support Usual Performance".
Inoperational, regardless of the reason, on either a temporary or permanent basis.

My cell phone battery is almost titsup, and I left my charger at home.

His cell phone was titsup after his ex tossed it into the hot tub.

by reverb December 28, 2005