Tightassville

Slang for Titusville Florida. pr: Tight-ass-ville.

Refers to the uptight anal retentive city council, the reactionary politics and the 2 to 1 ratio of Baptist Churches to citizens (in the city). There are so many churches that parishoners often attend services in up to three separate churches, going from church to church each Sunday just to keep them all open.

1. Dave sighed;"You cant throw a dead cat in Tightassville without hitting a damn Baptist Church."

2. "The Tightassville City Council voted to prohibit slavery today. Lincoln would be proud."

3. "The Tightassville city council passed the Defense of Marriage act prohibiting gay marriage. Now they are working on the brother-sister wording for the amendment"

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

Sleep tight

Basically sleep well and soundly. A cute goodnight message

Nighty night. Sleep tight.

by Letty Blue May 22, 2018

Tight-life

Tight life is something that happens when you feel like you have been screwed over, if you feel upset, or something bad happens.

Tight-life, I just got a 50 in math.

by Sax Man94 October 26, 2011

Good-N-Tight

German Torque Specification; To be said with a German accent.

How tight did you torque down those lug nuts?

Good-N-Tight!

by Justin N. March 5, 2008

dick tight

Dead balls on perfect. The most absolute measurement you can get without assistance from tools

Me: Is that going to fit there honey?

Baby: Hell yeah that's dick tight!

by Dick Fiztwell March 8, 2016

you got me tight yo

Being upset or annoyed at someone

You got me tight yo, fuck outah my face

by Skrtskrtlilhoe April 25, 2017

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011