thumping the bible

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

by NickD September 6, 2008

thumpin' the tubs

verb; the act of playing drums or drumming, either drum set or hand drums such as bongos or congas particularly loudly as in a drumline; originally used in jazz circles in the 1930s, but revived when street drummers began playing plastic five-gallon pails and trash cans for tips.

"Damn, man! Brio's really thumpin' the tubs tonight!"

by bongoman November 7, 2007

thumpinpyromirrornosis

This is an occurrence of when one is smoking a cigarette in the middle of the night and flicks the remaining butt out the window and then the said smoker immediately looks in the rear view mirror to find the pyro of the cigarette in the mirror thumping down the road.

Dissecting the word:

Thumping = Is the act of the cigarette skipping down the road.
Pyro = Represents the fire that is still seen in the dark night as the wind from the car brings it to a bright glow.

Mirror = Is a main component in the act of witnessing this magical moment.

Nosis = Adds a nice touch to the end of the word and sounds similar to “notice it” so.. Close enough right!?

Creator: Uncle Shaun S. Sorenson

Disclaimer: Smoke responsibly and refrain from littering and prevent forrest fires. DO NOT flick cigarettes out your car windows!

I thumpinpyromirrornosis my cigarette down the road.

by Irieisjebebeioeevwvg July 2, 2019

Thumpin’

Very fast runners

Wow did you see Jonathan he was thumpin’. He ran a 17 minute 5k.

by TheThiccestDaddy August 20, 2019

Trumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.

Sean Hannity could barely talk tonight after giving an hour long Trumpkin earlier in the day.

by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019

jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.

me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.

by amandaxbandana October 15, 2007

horse thumping thunder cunt

either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.

ex1:

you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck

ex2:

friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!

by mike hock is huge November 23, 2011