Pillow Thief

The act of stealing the pillows from your significant other in the middle of the night, leaving their head in an awkward angle so they wake with kinks.

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by Pillow Thief March 10, 2011

condiment thief

A pesky prick roommate who always uses up all YOUR condiments. Be careful for these people as they are known for being very slick and sly. They'll use a little here and a little there until it is all gone. Then to top it off they won't tell you they used it so that when you have your meal all ready save for a couple condiments you approach the fridge to find the containers in the fridge all but empty.

Doug: Sucks living with my roommate Tim I can't ever fully enjoy my meal.

Mikey: He one of those condiment thiefs?

Doug: Yeah...

Mikey: What a fuckin' prick

by Mike Schrampfey November 28, 2012

Salary Thief

A salary thief is someone who receives a salary from a company but has no intention of giving anything of value in return.

"He is a waster..."
"He would look for any information to have something over other people"
"A pineapple sitting in his chair would be more productive than he is"
"He is like a broken pencil..... Pointless"
"He is a salary thief...."

by say it as it is January 9, 2015

chromosome thief

(n). One who steals another's chromosomes to bring about autism, down syndrome, etc.

Look out, there's a chromosome thief coming towards us!

by _thememeprophet_ February 27, 2017

Stunt on these hoes

To flex; show off. Look up the 90s term "Flossin"..."Stunt on these hoes" could be "Flossin these hoes", which is a line in a Biggy song. Basically an updated version of this.

Watch dis imma stunt on these hoes! Dis bih ain't wearin no drawz! Call da Hilton fa dat prezidential suite...12 bottles a Cris.

by Opie-Loc November 24, 2021

nigger thief

The common man in Detroit.

"Whats faster than a nigger thief in Detroit with your TV? His brother with your radio!!"

by nigga lova February 14, 2008

Erection Thief

Someone so monstrously ugly, the sight of their face and/or body is enough to steal your erection and end your wank prematurely should the thought of them enter your mind mid-stroke. Can come in useful when trying to conceal an unwelcome erection.

- I was struggling to hide this massive bonk-on i got at work, but luckily Warty Sue walked into my office. I said Timberrrrr! in my head as i felt it go down.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Thank god.

- The other day i was fapping away while looking through my ex's facebook pics, then she had one of her with her friend Brenda. I lost interest.
- She's such an erection thief.
- Yeah. Fat slag.

by hhumpo May 17, 2011