therapise

to perform therapy on someone prenounced (ther-a-pize)

i therapised someone today by puting them into a trance

by Hannah Morris September 26, 2007

Therapunize

To commit therapy upon another.

The doctor wanted to therapunize Sally, so that she wouldn't see ghosts anymore.

by KatGrl October 30, 2006

Therapist Face

Intensely focused male facial expression used when dancing, in conversation, or otherwise interacting with females who have been targeted for hooking up. Comes from Sean Connery's SNL Jeopary impersonation played by Darrell Hammond when he chooses the "Therapists" category.

Look at that guy's therapist face on the dance floor. He is focused on taking that girl down.

by Claverly Adams February 22, 2010

Theraputerize

to actively engage in the act of healing or conducting therapy on an individual's soul

You seem like you have a lot going on today, come on over so I can Theraputerize you.

by Special Kaye October 7, 2010

Therapissing

When one gives you unsolicited advice like a therapist.

Whitney, you're therapissing me off.

by Randomusername May 5, 2017

therapi

plural of therapist

a. “i’ve been through so many therapi tbh”
b. “my parents don’t believe in therapi”
c. “yelena is so much better than all my past therapi”

by olliepocket_ September 27, 2021

Therapist Friend

A person (mainly teenagers) who is the “Therapist” of the friend group that they are in. Most therapist friends end up being assigned that role unwillingly after one to many vents being told and their response being help. Sadly, most therapist friends suffer with their mental health but have no one to go to because they are the person people go to.

Sometimes, Therapist friends want to say no when you ask to vent, but they’ll feel bad if they do so they say yes.

ALWAYS.ASK.TO.VENT

“Wow, why does Kai seem so stressed?”
“They’re the Therapist Friend of the group and everyone keeps loading their problems onto them.”
“I never want to be the Therapist Friend.”

by funkyfrogbait August 8, 2023