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Yoni

a person that constantly smells like rotten pussy fish. An ars that sucks homo dick and loves to taste homo cum. Yoni looks like a gay computer, but if you search deep down you can see his dick is actually 3.5 inches not 2. He is very insecure and constantly says, “am I really” when you make fun of him
*yoni walks in the room*

Ella: what’s that fishy smell?
Yoni: do I really smell like fish
by Fartface21 January 3, 2019
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rounding the yoni

The lawyer was rounding the yoni on his housewife.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018
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Yonis

A way of showing how amazing someone is. It means funny, great and outstanding.
Wow, he is really yonis”
by Wag1myyg December 13, 2019
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Yonis

"Yonis has a magnetic personality and enthusiasm makes for success in any field but Leos require autonomy and some individual power over their work."

"Yonis is The Emper. He royal presence demands respect. Yonis are like the Sun itself, warm and radiant, ready to help great and small, an"d give without counting the cost. No-one is kinder than a Yoins, but can be badly hurt if people ignore or misunderstand them."

"If Yonis is your name you're naturally cheerful, and walk out onto the world's stage with a smile on your face. People are drawn to you, heads turn, and ...let's be honest... you love it! You're neither proud nor pushy, but sometmes people see you like that. "

The most amazing person this world has ever been blessed with. He will make your heartbeat fast with an "i love you" and make you weak in the kneeswith a kiss. He will make you feel like the most important person in his life, and make you feel like you're the only one he wants. He is everything every girl could ever want. He has a wonderful personality, and a great sense of humor to go with it. He always knows the perfect thing to say in any situation.

Yonis is someone that you want to spend the rest of your life with, not just a few months. Any time you get to spend with him you should enjoy every minute of it, whether it be playing video games, cooking, or having to run to the store, you should love every single second.

Yonis a.k.a Mr steal you're girl
Yonis is one sexy nigga.
by Shadowtraveller December 19, 2019
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Yonis

A slang term used to describe doing lines of cocaine, or cocaine itself.
"Hey man, Wheres your yonis at?" "Right here chalk shome up."
by That3rdGuy September 19, 2019
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Yonis

There has never been such a sexy boi such as Yonis, he knows when to pull out and has a great sense of humor. If he wants to he can get every girl in the world, and his greatest achievement is that he is better than Tobias.
Who is that horny looking boy, That's Yonis, who else
by Defenitly not a biba May 27, 2017
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Yonis

A gansta from the middle of danish city "Århus"
Look at that Yonis standing over there , he looks hardcore.
by murder3000 June 4, 2017
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