Woody Woodpecker

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021

woodpecker sex

the of putting one's nose in a girl's vagina

"Noelle totally put her nose in Cindy's vagina."

"Yeah, that was total woodpecker sex"

by janicebuttknuckle February 19, 2010

woodpecker

a guy with a tiny penis ( a pecker) but it is erected.

man that guy must have a woodpecker after seeing that chick.

by your mothers daddy July 11, 2008

Woodpecker Bowtie

A stylish wooden bowtie for the modern gent

Donning my Woodpecker Bowtie to match my Tux tonight

by SuaveGentleman February 11, 2015

Hairy Woodpecker

Allowing a friend to pass out drunk, then shaving his eyebrows and super gluing the hair to his cock.

Lenny: "You look like hell. What happened last night?"

Bill: "I passed out, so the guys gave me a hairy woodpecker."

by Dick B. Long June 11, 2010

Chocolate Woodpecker

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017

woody woodpecker

a girl that likes to peck on dick

that bitch is a woody woodpecker.

by lil stunna March 15, 2007