wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"

After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

by spokeydokey July 14, 2006

wheeling

To go off-roading. Comes from dropping the "four" out of "four-wheeling"

Can you get your truck running by Saturday? were going wheeling

by ]) u ]{ e June 1, 2006

wheels

Someone who is extremely fast.

That boy Mike Vick got wheels fa sho main.

by Yaboyace August 22, 2005

Wheels

a term used to refer to a person who is confined to a wheelchair.

nice wheels. can you do any tricks?
you should get some sweet dubs for that thing.
nice wheels, turbo.

by walkingblind December 18, 2005

wheels

desciption of a female with a nice body and/or ass

Playa 1: "Damn she fine!!"

Playa 2: "Is she phat??"

Playa 1: "Hol up lemme check the wheels..*looks* She is OFFICIAL!"

by YoungHistory September 28, 2008

Wheel

Someone who accompanies an active couple, like a wingman but not really, they absorb any awkward silences by being ripped on, made fun of or keeping the conversation going. Can also be used as a cover up when they don't want their parents to know what they are doing.

Damn, well maybe we can get someone else to wheel for him as a replacement.

by xExPliCiTx September 13, 2010

Wheeling

a large city in the northern panhandle of west virginia. was the capital of the state a few times but was changed back to charleston after. borders ohio and the ohio river

i live in wheeling and im writing this definition from there, my apartment is an ancient mansion and has no ac

by FlashlightMemelord September 13, 2018