Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean

Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it

by gayasswhale February 18, 2020

Squirty

A term of endearment for close friends, partners, or family.

“This is my Squirty!”

by anonymous July 27, 2024

Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.

"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."

by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013

Squirty Bird

The runny poo you get after getting food poisoning from dirty bird (KFC)

“Something in that dirty bird has given me the old squirty bird. I’ve been destroying toilets for the past 2 hours…”

by Xx_Daniel December 28, 2023

Squirty

Annoying and very loud person that won't stop talking to you, or maybe jealous

John: HI IM JOHN I LIKE FOOTBALL, SOCCER, HOCKEY WHAT DO YOU PLAY BTW DO YOU LIKE BURGERS I LOVE BERGER'S ANYWAYSS =

you: UMMM HI JOHN YOUR BEING A LITTLE SQUIRTY RIGHT NOW....

by Hmmmm hmmmhm August 7, 2021

squirty spurt

Another name for a penis

Trevor: Hey what’s up bro?
Chet: Nothing man. My squirty spurt is still hurting from my date with Tiffany.
Trevor: Ah shit man. I told you she was bad news. Be expecting a baby.

by ChetPlease420 May 21, 2020

Squirty-G

- 8 oz Squirt Soda
- 2 Shots Gin
- Ice
- Lime

Mix and enjoy

"Oye Mickey, why don't you mix me up one of those Squirty-G's you're so famous for? Just add it to my tab."

by NOTsquirtmarketingteam December 2, 2021