One of the members of the super hero group team gay. Bastard Shepherd has the power to make fellow team members stay out way past their bed time. Bastard Shepherd may or may not have said something terrible to someone.
1) Bastard Shepherd: Oh please go out tonight? What if we all die tonight and never see each other again?
2) Oh you are truly a Bastard Shepherd
2) Oh you are truly a Bastard Shepherd
by Mark Dahl July 30, 2006
Get the Bastard Shepherdmug. A firefighter (usually overwieght and unfit) who is of no use on the fire ground. This person will don S.C.B.A., grab a pike pole, and stand in the front yard attempting to appear as if he/she is important. However, this firefighter appears closer to a shepherd herding his sheep.
Firefighter A: "Ann took my pike pole! Look at her, she is standing on the front lawn doing nothing!"
Firefighter B: "Ha! She is a yard shepherd!"
Firefighter B: "Ha! She is a yard shepherd!"
by thisistim530 September 30, 2008
Get the Yard Shepherdmug. by Ryan87 July 24, 2017
Get the Shepherds Piemug. Whilst performing fellatio upon a male the active partner, in conjunction with fondling the scrotal area also caresses the base of the shaft of the penis in a masturbatory fashion.
by A Delighted Shepherd September 24, 2010
Get the Shepherd's Delightmug. According to Jaliea's ( Leah) theory, on 23rd of September 1997, she discovered that she could communicate with the species called a "goat". So in January, on the date of the 29th, 2014. She furthered her studies and decided to name this spectacular; this wondrous happening of a miracle the "Shepherd's Law." In this current time it is now known to man that there is only 2 creatures that could actually communicate with these species including herself with the other being Sade. Both are girls and happen to discover this by letting out there inner self. They both got the title shepherd in front of their nicknames "Shepherd Syco" and Jaliea's is "Shepherd Leeuh" wherein both is obviously derived from the "Shepherd's Law." For more information contact anyone from Duncan Town, Ragged Island. The Bahamas about this. Some said it is false but its up to you if you actually believe.
by It Girl April 12, 2014
Get the Shepherd's Lawmug. #shepherds maze is a crazy game that makes people go crazy when they play it. The idea comes from a blind man who took LSD every day for 40 years and kept a journal about what he experienced. He was homeless and thought up the game in a dream. Players claim that it is addictive and life changing and that they can’t live without it, they are obsessed with solving the last steps of the maze. Since 2006 only 8 players have made it to the last stage but only 3 have solved it and all 3 of those players moved to different countries and changed their names immediately after. #shepherds maze is one of the most mysterious things on the deep web.
Jared, did you know that Tim just solved #shepherds maze right before he moved to New Zealand? He divorced his wife and sold his house and moved, his wife says it has something to do with the maze...
by ARG master June 25, 2018
Get the #shepherds mazemug. child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
Get the shepherd the punkmug.