A method of "pulling out" invented by a local from Avtokomanda in which it insures a 100% success rate in said act. The method differs from the standard by emptying out your reserves before sex and then while in the act said person would pull out and ejaculate on his Mercedes car seat, ensuring that the woman is not pregnant and giving a new varnish to your leather seats.
by MilfGuard August 30, 2021

While having intercourse on a diamond patterned blanket you pullout, stick a Native American flute up her ass and cum into her rattlesnake boot.
by harrymannipples August 20, 2018

by Drinkfinger December 27, 2011

by outlaww September 13, 2021

When you use a wholesome reason (something Ernst Kirchsteiger could have done on his show) as a legit excuse to not follow a potential hookup home.
Last weekend when Alex's horny coworker wanted to take him home, he declined because he wanted to have his own coffee in the morning. He did The Ernst Pullout.
by Dr Panini July 29, 2018

a unique group of friends, who cherish and help each other out in the good and the bad. Bitches at school hate this group...why you may ask well cus they live off drama and they just mad they can’t stay with one bestie😌
by Coochiedestroyer999 May 24, 2021

When you are trying to pullout of your partner before ejaculating but you fuck it all up and some of your baby batter gets left behind.
I was fucking my girlfriend last night, I really messed up and gave her an Afghani pullout. I hope she doesn’t get pregnant.
by Kriss Long September 9, 2021
