Mitch

1. A person who forgets recent information learned.

2. A person who might have short term memory loss

3. A person who says something really, really stupid.

"The Canucks won the Cup right?" "No mitch."

"Wait, so your saying Lebron got traded to Cleveland?" "Mitch! C'mon!"

"I know for a fact Reba has always been a woman." "Do I even have to call you a Mitch for that one?"

by branch666 April 30, 2012

Mitch

The strangest boy walking down the street. He lives with his best friend and spends most of his time as an asshole. he tends to be proud of this fact and is very upfront about it. he comes across as someone who's made bad choices but he's doing what he can to make better ones. he has this girl and she doesnt deserve him at all. he has his moments when he's the nicest person you'll ever meet. it's these moments that makes his girl smile. he wakes her up and says good night. he's genuine and outspoken. very fun, funky, and humorous. sometimes he sports glitter but thats okay, his gf did it. over all, Mitch is a good guy and people tend to over look it. if you see a Mitch, he's worth getting to know.

Girl 1: Hey who's that guy...?
Girl 2: Oh that's Mitch. he's adorable. you'll love him.

by the little mermaid 42195 January 14, 2012

mitching

When someone stealthily hunts or pursues a persons facebook page that they are not even friends with and sometimes do not even have mutual friends with. They will stalk everyone from your mother to your 13 year old sisters facebook page.

Zach I think Mikey is mitching Eric's mother again!

by ultracotton September 03, 2015

Mitch

A really sweet guy that will be with you through thick and thin no matter what...if you are lucky enough to be one of the few people he cares about.

Jill: You looked really stressed out last night, you ok?

Lisa: Yeah, i was.. I'm OK now though! I called Greg and we went out for coffee. he -

Jill: Say no more. You're lucky to have him as your boyfriend, total mitch he is.

by Kgame43 February 08, 2010

mitche

mitche is the name of a total cutie. she is usually asian (not a smart one) who likes kpop and kdrama. Good friend but likes to daydream about korean guys. noice

"look at that asian girl looking at hot korean guys! she must be a mitche
"

by koreanpandataekyung November 03, 2015

Mitch

MITCH IS THE WORSE PERSON YOU CAN EVER MEET, ALWAYS SHAMING GIRLS AND BEING HYPOCRITICAL. STAYYYYYYYYYYY AWAAYYYYYYYYYYY

DESCRIPTIVE WORDS : TOXIC, CHEATER, MANIPULATER, MANWHORE,

OH HES SUCH A MITCH! ALWAYS FUCKING BITCHES LEFT AND RIGHT

OH HE LOOKS LIKE A MITCH RED FLAGS!!!

OH MY GOD WHAT A MITCH, ALWAYS WHINING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!

by gwejhfwjefhwi May 27, 2020

Mitch

A waman who is terribly large and manly; man-bitch; compound word

No, she's boyond a woman, that's a mitch.

by Jake Nester September 18, 2007