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Minivan Complex

A seemingly uncontrollable urge to prevent minivans from overtaking another vehicle due to the amount of shame and embarrassment it would bring.
"I was driving to work today and a van had the audacity to drive faster than me! Can you believe that? I'm not gonna let some stupid soccer-mom minivan overtake me!"
"Dude, it sounds like you have a minivan complex."

"I was trying to get ahead of this slower-moving car but for some reason every time I tried he would speed up and cut me off!"
"Sounds like he had a pretty big minivan complex."
by NedFer May 25, 2023
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Manhattan minivan

She was do easy I was able to do a manhattan minivan on her
by Beans1998 December 13, 2024
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Minivan

An SUV with many more seats, primarily called a soccer mom mobile.
"Hey bro! Did you see that ugly ass minivan?"
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."
by AussieBoomBoomGuy June 17, 2021
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Minivan

Similar to a shocker expect it's 2 in the front 5 in the back
Guy1 dude I gave Jessie such a minivan last night at joes party.
Guy 2 Niceeeee
by Bferrari260 August 15, 2016
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wyoming minivan

A six-door F350 pickup truck custom made to for your 7 kids.
Look at that monstrosity of a truck - it’s a Wyoming Minivan!”
by TheAudiChick April 6, 2019
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Margarita-Minivan

A game where one person tries to direct conversation in the direction of issues related to margaritas, and that person's opponent tries to direct conversation in the direction of minivans. A player's offensive turn ends when the person allows himself or herself to be dragged into the other person's topic. The person whose offensive turn lasts longest wins. Optional: third parties can try to "mess with" the opponents by trying to trick them into talking about the opponent's topic. (This is called a "Third Party Psychout" or "Curveball.")
"Bro/Sis, you just said minivans are stupid! You lose this game we are playing, which is called Margarita-Minivan."
by trufrend June 9, 2018
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Drop Top Minivan

A minivan without a roof, also ski mask the slump god's favourite kind of car
Ski Mask The Slump God: Pull up drop top minivan, what the fuck?
by n1qq4s May 7, 2017
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