melvin

a guy with straightup ugly hair. his hair is the last thing you want

you better shave your head before you become a melvin

by tuolaff April 1, 2019

melvin

Name of a genius black man

Nelson mandela is a melvin

by Applegg77 November 21, 2021

Melvin

A man whore who receives no pussy

Your acting like a Melvin

by Yousmackone September 5, 2019

Melvin

He is a humble person and he is very holy

He hates bad stuff around him

Melvin is a vey holy boy ,isn’t it

by Hytte April 21, 2020

melvin

when someone grabbs another rguy by the front waist band and pulls up.

i was just coming out of the bathroom at school when a group odf my friends come in and brian kicks me in the balls and gave me a huge melvin then they draged me in the girls room and left me hanging on the back of the bathroom door and took my clothes when it ripped i was so emmabarassed they had took all my clothes.

by kyle f July 24, 2006

Melvin

a severe frontal wedgie. usually the result of horrible practical jokes or freak accidents.

"Man this tandem bike sure is giving me one ridiculous melvin. I got bruises!"

When you fall on a ski slope and your dad tries to help you up by putting his ski pole between your feet. (people slide downwards on hills. it's not funny.)

by Victim of Melvin May 15, 2009

Melvin

When you look like a mixture of a rat and gay person.

Wow! Jake looks like such a Melvin .

by Pat riot 1818 March 10, 2017