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saucy frenchman

When you have a baguette in you mouth and then proceed to French kiss a snail
Dude did you do the saucy Frenchman to Lucy last week?
by Banana man 123 April 19, 2018
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frenchman's molotov

The process of cumming in a girls mouth, who is drunk, then pouring hotsauce in her mouth. Giving her a gentleman's shave. is optional.
jill was drunk out of her skull, so i decided to give her the good ol' frenchman's molotov. she woke up that morning wondering why she had fecal matter on her face and her mouth was burning.
by The black t-dog November 14, 2009
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frenchmans handshake

When a man jerks another man off
He’s the kind of guy that prefers a Frenchmans handshake over a real one if you know what I’m saying
by ThatCrackerOverThere January 2, 2018
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The Dirty Frenchman

Where two people are in the process of French kissing whilst one is pooping
Hey *insert other halfs name here*, wanna go and do the Dirty Frenchman I'm dying for a poo
by Gyricallenius March 3, 2016
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frenchmans cumsock

A refuted, sub-optimal sideline in the Bulgarian Somersault chess opening, loses by force in approximately 37 moves. It's a humorous generic name for a made up, obscure chess opening.
the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”
by inhis March 20, 2025
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Frenchman’s Reacharound

When you position the queen behind the king in a vulnerable position. A horse and a bishop may make an appearance.
You may have fallen for the classic frenchman’s reacharound. Perchance
by Gooby goobers March 12, 2022
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Jolly Frenchman

When your male friend has just come out of a breakup and is down in the dumps, you get on 1 knee and suck the tip of his penis a little until he reaches a half chub. This usually boosts his confidence again. Works best when its given from a male friend that is straight, as this gesture is the ultimate act of care and kindness.
John needs a Jolly frenchman, he isnt feling up for the boys weekend.
by Jerry Jonesman August 10, 2021
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