an eggcellent king who prowls the browser based game, "shell shockers". usually before he reveals himself, he frames others in the lobbies for being pedophiles, often with the single line "i love touching kids"
by hitler(thereturn) March 15, 2024
Get the The eggler mug.One consumes an unhealthy amount of Michalob Ultra and after finishing inside your partner (male or female) he performs cuntalingus and consuming his own ejaculate. Also known as the Manahawkin Munch.
Dude, I got waisted on Ultra last night and gave myself "The Eager Erik", I found out I need to drink more pineapple juice and that he needs to Wipe a little better.
by Jersey Jester March 20, 2024
Get the The Eager Erik mug.The act of smoking marijuana then getting into a sun-baked vehicle with a female and turning on your seat warmers (if applicable). Once you have accomplished the prior tasks, you then ask said female to perform fellatio and continue to drive with your windows up. The combination causes intense grundle sweat that, combined with the hair and fecal matter from your anus, can produce something something called "The Flying Earle" which immediately strikes your victim in the face with one single flap of the cheeks (fart).
"Tyler's mom came over to the house the other day asking for sugar. I took her to the grocery store, but hit her with The Flying Earle on the way there."
"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."
"My favorite thing to do when I'm baked is go for a nice ride with my girl and blast her with The Flying Earle."
by dookiesex August 19, 2013
Get the The Flying Earle mug.Will always be known as the team with the best fans. Given a second chance, they will shock you with the biggest comeback yet. Carson Wentz leads the team to victory. Their fans will go to every game no matter where it is. Games are celebrated with Monday morning Dunkin' donut runs and the best eagles jersey you have.
person 1: Woah did you watch the The Philadelphia Eagles game last night?
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin
person 2: Yeah they totally killed it. Lets go get Dunkin
by Philly Eagles April 21, 2018
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This is usually followed by a phrase along the lines of "love is love".
This is usually followed by a phrase along the lines of "love is love".
by Englen_luv3r_08 February 15, 2022
Get the The Karl Englen effect mug.1. The nickname given to the team that does good during the season, and chokes everytime in the playoffs/championships.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
2. Just plain sucks donkey balls.
"Man, the Eagles suck ass. Why do they always gotta pull a Philly Eagles and lose? Why do hicks like the Eagles? That's all you see are rednecks and retards and fat-ass mo'fo hicks at Eagles games thinking their team will actually win a Super Bowl. THE EAGLES SUCK!"
by Dude-y McDudeDude November 21, 2004
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The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
by L August 9, 2007
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