A food regimen wherein the weight watcher can eat anything she pleases and if it's a legitimate calorie her body has ways to try to shut the whole thing down.
I've been on the Akin's Diet for three months now and I've actually gained weight. I'm beginning to wonder if the creator of the diet just made stuff up.
by Rusty_Shackleford_72 September 22, 2012
by m/b January 19, 2008
Four magic words which completely completely invalidate your prior sentence, protecting you from calories, thus preventing you from feeling bad about the massive amount of fat and carbohydrates you're about to consume. Used after ordering food, especially fast food. This sentence is used much the same way as "No homo" and "But I'm not a racist" are used.
Cashier: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I take your order?"
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
350 lbs: "Yes, I'd like a Big Mac, extra bacon, extra cheese, an order of twenty Chicken McNuggets with BBQ sauce, A McRib, A large order of fries, Two Chocolate chip cookies, and a McFlurrie with M&M's. And a Diet Coke. I have to watch my Blood sugar after all."
by Dougms December 11, 2015
When you say 'snap', it can mean 'sweet':
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Person 1: I just hooked up with the hottest girl of my life!
Person 2: Oh snap!
When you say 'diet snap', it means 'unsweet':
Person 1: I think she might have given me an STD...
Person 2: Diet snap!
Everyone should try to incorporate diet snap into their everyday lives. I can assure you the impact is snap.
Also of note is the fact that snap and diet snap can be abbreviated into S and DS respectively when one needs to be brief.
Gators=basketball champs+football champs+basketball champs= snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
Winter weather in St. Louis= diet snap
by Dr.Bob May 02, 2007
An overweight person prone to order all types of fatty foods but concludes with a diet coke at the end of the request.
She's a diet-coker -- she ordered the triple-cheese lasagna, large onion rings, and a side of cole-slaw -- and of course, a medium diet-coke.
by donkeykongdick January 11, 2008
The type of drink people order along with extremely fattening food to justify the meal as being 'healthy'
"I would like a Big Mac, large Fries, large chocolate shake, and three chocolate cookies...Oh and a large soda, but make it Diet Soda because I'm trying to watch my weight."
by yourfriendlyfreckleface March 24, 2016
1.Bob- "Dude, I'm tryin to lose 10 pounds, but I just keep getting the munchies."
Damian- "Dude have you tried the mota-diet?"
2. Dude I'm so messed up and hungry, but I can't eat 'till I sober up. I'm on the mota-diet.
Damian- "Dude have you tried the mota-diet?"
2. Dude I'm so messed up and hungry, but I can't eat 'till I sober up. I'm on the mota-diet.
by MoTaGoD June 09, 2010