Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.

(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?

by smpoza February 22, 2009

dick cheney

Pwns at Hunting Old People

Dick Cheney shot his old bastard friend in the face and played it off like it was an accident. what a badass

by Daniel Hennagir November 11, 2006

Dick Cheney

The future president of the United States who will take office once G dubbs is assassinated.
-A crazed lunatic who will corrupt and destroy the world, and has secretly injected all americans with crabs through syringes and stranded 2 Pac in Antarctica because he knew about Dick Cheney's plan to take over the world.

Danny you better migrate to Antarctica fast, because Dick Cheney is president and you gotta save 2 pac.

by kate is bait December 01, 2004

Dick Cheney

made money off the Iraq War

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

by mybootyhadulike March 31, 2015

dick cheney

Proof that W likes men with cold hands. Has heart attacks daily, but is still vigorously fucks the American retards that elected him. Maybe if he had some of the petroleum in his veins replaced with actual blood his ticker would behave itself.

Dick Cheney needs a jack-in-the-box. Doo-doo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo-doo...POP!!!

by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 09, 2003

Dick Cheney

Acronym: Devil Incarnate as Cowboy Kidnapping Countries Hiding Enemies which Never Existed over Yonder

The Middle East must protect themselves from another Dick Cheney.

by Who I am October 08, 2007

dick cheney

a very bad shot

i went hunting with dick cheney and lost a lrg

by wheatley boy January 05, 2009