A coomer is someone who is a connoisseur of E-girl Content. Said Content may be from Twitch, Onlyfans, Tiktok, or Instagram.
"Have you guys talked to Jeff lately?"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
"no, ever since he found xoAeriel on twitch he has been online all day"
"hes such a coomer"
by okiedokieboomer February 10, 2023
Get the Coomermug. by 6liykulyyuilyluik December 31, 2021
Get the Gootch Coomermug. Porn Addicts that lack basic motor functions, morals, and humanity.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
Get the Coomermug. A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.
They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.
(a. 1)
Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.
Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.
You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.
Praise to our Leader!
Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
Get the state coomermug. by yeah I'm Asher coomer April 15, 2025
Get the Asher coomermug. A guy that is open to everyone about how he is addicted to masturbating to pornography, whether if he is ashamed or not of doing such. Usually these guys end up doing something stupid like: Filming himself masturbating on Snapchat. Then after such an event their life goes in a downward spiral because they are widely known as "that kid".
These guys can be somewhat annoying because they have misogynistic tendencies due to the objectification of women via pornography. Good chance they have erectile dysfunction so they overcompensate by acting aggressive. Complaining how "depressed" they are when its because of the PMO habit that they refuse to change.
These guys can be somewhat annoying because they have misogynistic tendencies due to the objectification of women via pornography. Good chance they have erectile dysfunction so they overcompensate by acting aggressive. Complaining how "depressed" they are when its because of the PMO habit that they refuse to change.
I was acquainted with a Coomer that filmed himself masturbating and the video went viral which caused him to get extremely bullied and breakdown mentally. He then started turning into this racist misogynist overtime.
by idl1 November 15, 2025
Get the Coomermug. by Dr. Coomer Phd April 16, 2023
Get the Dr Coomermug.