3 definitions by Zarod

suffix, used at end of a person's name.

Similar in use fo to -san or -sama or -senpai, the intent is similar, in its attenpt by the speaker to express his closeness to the person being referred to.
> The jobs done Boss-u :3
~ Good job!

> Have your cookies finished baking yet?
~ Here they are my love-u, all for u-u :3
by Zarod November 4, 2021
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A citizen who would do anything, say or believe anything, IF the State told them to.

Alludes to them probably masturbating to having a larger than life entity (the State) controlling the lives of everyone, this being their not-so-secret fantasy.

They are usually Enablers, Sociopaths and convinced to be smarter than everyone around them.

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Slight departure from the original use of coomer, as with the State progressive attacks on personal freedoms and masculinity, every man is virtually reduced to being a coomer, while everything good is being taxed or shamed out of existance by social engeneering.

Thus, coomer lost part of its original intent, as in " to identify an obsessive-compulsive and damaging behaviour" , now being the only legal way for a man to exist in peace, along with SIMPing to the female sex and the State itself.
Pers A: " Oh yeah Stalin ... rob me of my grains, take my children and silence my opinions ... * moans * ... oppress me harder daddy!!! ... "

Phone Notification: " Citizen, ... you really are a state coomer! You have been awarded 20+ Bonus Social Credit Points ;D.

You can now interact with up to 5 people in a 2 Km. area from your housing unit.

Praise to our Leader!

Praise our great Democracy!"
by Zarod January 8, 2022
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Someone who is poor and adopts/promotes a very frugal lifestyle. He is proud of it,selling his stinginess as a free and willing choice, usually to appear and feel better than everybody else that instead doesn't spend money carefully like him. In reality, he has no choice, he has no money, so he can't really waste it. Ends up being a way for himself to cope with his relative lower socioeconomic status.
Guy1: I will not be like my parents. I'm a cheap boi.

Gu2: wot?
Guy1: Can't waste money if you are broke ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gu2: dude, u like so smart man!
by Zarod May 1, 2019
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