by jefeefefefe February 17, 2010
Get the Reverse Colgate challengemug. Wait until your girl falls asleep and grab her toothbrush. Then proceed to scrub your balls with them; don't miss an inch of your beanbag! Replace the toothbrush as if nothing had happened.
Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"
Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."
Next Morning, follow her into the bathroom and watch her brush. As soon as she is done, look her in the eyes and say "Pumkin, how do my balls taste?"
Then run like hell yelling "Don't forget to floss."
by room 20052 April 15, 2008
Get the colgate suprisemug. after having anal sex with a girl that needs to poop you can sqeeze the poop out that collects out of your penis hole like a tube of tooth paste, and you will have colgate brownie paste
jeremy says:"hey katherine, i have some colgate brownie paste for you" katherine says: "put back in my ass with the others"
by ucancallmedragon March 11, 2009
Get the colgate brownie pastemug. I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!
~Tourette's Guy
~Tourette's Guy
by Vaxen August 20, 2014
Get the colgate toothpaste with tartar controlmug. The Colgate Ab-Crunch is the act of perching one's self atop the toilet bowl, and typically with fingers tucked under thighs, leaning one's upper body forwards in an effort to completely evacuate the bowels by means of protrusion. The strategy takes its name from the striking similarity between the human body during this manoeuvre, and the most common technique for getting the last out of your toothpaste tube.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
The Colgate Ab-Crunch is commonly used after extreme digestive trauma, such as tequila slammer n hotdog hangovers and all you can eat bets in steakhouses.
Example:
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
"He was a good man, a kind man, and had he known that the Colgate Ab-Crunch would cause that brain haemorrhage and lead to the untimely end of his life, he probably would've eaten more fibre."
by Sweeney Toddler January 27, 2010
Get the Colgate Ab-Crunchmug. tryhard colgate:
a type of a person who, even after having a bad breath, can fall down to an extent, to an unwanted attempt to unnecessary please friends and girls and fail miserably, leading to hatred for oneself.
a type of a person who, even after having a bad breath, can fall down to an extent, to an unwanted attempt to unnecessary please friends and girls and fail miserably, leading to hatred for oneself.
by palashop June 30, 2021
Get the Try hard colgatemug. by Abhigyan gyanchodu November 5, 2019
Get the colgate,mug.