Churn rate

Churn is the percentage of total subscribers that discontinue
service divided into the total population. Usually it is
expressed as a percent based on the population change from month
to month.

An average monthly churn rate for wireless phones is
around 5%.

by Rob November 28, 2003

butter churn

A sexual massage of the penis in the motion of churning butter. It's kind of like an indian sunburn, but on the penis.

Sally grabbed Fred's penis, and performed a butter churn upon it.

by sweaterdouche February 6, 2007

churning the jackson

When the world's oil reserves run out in 2050, the oil companies will be forced to drill down into Michael Jackson's grave to extract the vast amounts of crude that have collected off of his broken down plastic face.

Suddenly a loud persistent noise could be heard in the Hollywood Hills around Forest Lawn Cemetery. It wasn't road construction, but the sound of the oil rig churning the jackson.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2013

Oatmeal Churn

When someone is so drunk, or just out right determined that they vomit while giving head and continue until the job is complete.

That girl was so drunk that she gave my an "Oatmeal Churn".

by Peg Leg's October 30, 2010

pussy churn

This is the act of multiple men ejaculating into a woman's vagina. The motion of the penis moving back and forth in the hole will slowly turn the semen deposited inside into butter. The pussy itself acts as a churn vessel for the butter to be produced, thus the name of 'pussy churn' is given.

Rob, Simon and Derek fucked that girl so hard. They all came in her and by the end of it they made sweet butter from her pussy churn.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019

Churn Butter

To get a hand job

John: Hey Ted how was Susan last night?
Ted: Great she knew how to Churn Butter like a pro!
John: Lucky! I have to churn my own butter now that Kari left me.

by churnmyself4fun August 21, 2011

Churn Butter

While having intercourse with a woman, you stand up and pick her upside down while she performs fellatio, as she is doing so you thrust her up and down in the manner of churning butter.

That girl is so small I could easily churn butter with her.

by Squatch Godblin April 12, 2020